Normal service will be resumed in a few days. Here’s a joke adapted from the Motley Fool. Talk amongst yourselves.
A cabbie in London picks up a leggy nun. The cab driver can’t stop staring in the mirror.
He says, “I have a question to ask, but I dont want to offend you”.
“My son, you cannot offend me. When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
“Lets see what we can do about that. Are you Catholic?”
“I am, Sister.”
“Are you single?”
“Of course, Sister.”
“Very well,” the nun says. “Stop near that alley over there.”
The cabbie does exactly that and they disappear into the shadows. The nun fulfils the taxi-driver’s dreams with a kiss so expert and arousing that he wishes it would never stop.
Once they are back on the road, however, his face falls and a guilty look settles on it.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “Why do you look so unhappy?”
“Forgive me,” answers the cab driver, “but I lied just to live out my fantasy. I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun reassures him: “Be at peace, young man. All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
For example, my name is Julian and I’m going to a Halloween party.”