After a hard day’s coding [yeah, you thought I’d put that crap behind me too], there’s nothing like settling down in front of your monitor to watch the latest movie trailers online. The one(s) for Basic Instinct in particular is/are gloriously bad. I was going to write a few paragraphs marvelling at David Morrissey’s ability to sustain his perennial expression of mild indigestion even as he drives a Ferrari with a drug-crazed lesbian threesome taking place on his lap. Then I watched the trailer for United 93 and it drained me of flippancy. Another time perhaps.

Oh yeah, as if you didn’t know already, Google is going to solve my dating problems.