Two special Ks from the Beeb’s Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 première gallery:

Kelly Brook has curves

Kelly—a figure lusted after by many men

Keira has been shipwrecked for months without food

Keira—a figure aspired to by many women

I used to work with a bright, attractive, independent woman. She even maintained her own classic car. (She’s the only female I’ve ever met who owned her own grease gun.)

One day she horrified her live-in boyfriend by reaching her “target weight”. He begged her to start eating again before he stopped fancying her forever.