This morning, as I checked my GoogleMail, the all-seeing GoogleBrain read my correspondence and decided that I needed to be directed to the portal for recently divorced or bereaved men: “Wife’sGone.Com“, whose general message seems to be: “Okay, so you don’t have a missus any more, but at least you can afford to buy some boys’ toys (oh yeah, and you might want to talk about it with someone else)”.
22Sep06 — 5
Do divorced men head-butt their dates? Look at the photo for the dating section (right column, bottom.) That can’t be a good way to start anew.
You’ld think my wife was gone, the way I’ve splurged lately with a brand spankin’ used, gas-guzzler of a giant, manly, boat- and lumber-hauling truck. I’ll take credit for 0.00000001 oC of global warming per year, and no more!! (if you believe in that stuff…)
Interesting that pre-nups appear under bereavement. Bit late to think about that then, surely?
As for the ones looking down both barrels of a messy divorce, for God’s sake don’t show them this…
I had the exact same reccomendation when browsing gumtree (which I assume uses Google ads) I’ve never been married.
It’s only children that result in messiness. Sans that complication, divorce reopens one’s horizons: the car, the record collection, the late nights, freedom from toilet seat fascism.