Do you think it’s too late for me to hang out in an African children’s home in the hope of being adopted by a superstar?
![Damian aged nine](http://www.pootergeek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/cute.jpg)
Despite his best efforts Derek was unable to get all of Damian’s hair in frame.
For some reason I am reminded to tell you that Our House gallery in Brighton is currently showing the work of Jerry Schatzberg.
![Bob Dylan by Jerry Schatzberg](http://www.pootergeek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/dylan.jpg)
Headaches caused by loud amplified guitars? Try new Zimmudol.
Not sure this Dylan’s picture is gallery grade stuff. A bit of unkempt hair and a, well, artistic hand… Plus a politically incorrect cig.
Nah… But what do I know, being a lowly amateur.