I’m currently pitching to shoot a nude calendar—sadly the models are all farm animals—so I had to check out the competition. (That’s my story anyway.) I’d heard of the Girls Of Cheese [just about Safe For Work] getting some of their kit off for L’Association Fromages de Terroirs, but until yesterday I had been unaware of Reel Fish Calendar Productions’ Women In Waders [not quite so WorkSafe], the naked skeptics [SFW], or the Plush Cat Club’s plus-sized Curves ‘n’ Chrome Calendar [borderline]. Easily the most improbable though, has to be Men of Mortuaries [raised eyebrows in the IT dept].