[BY TELEPHONE]

CLIENT-I-WON’T-MISS: [giggling] …and I saw the pictures of that gay wedding on your Website.

POOTERGEEK: I shoot Gays, Catholics, Protestants, Humanists, Blacks, Whites, Jews…

CLIENT-I-WON’T-MISS: Well, I suppose you have to be prepared to work for anyone when you’re starting out.