16-year-old Justin Bieber is the pop new sensation with pre-teens. [High Court Judge] I have yet to have the pleasure of hearing one of his musical performances [/High Court Judge], but I have heard this:
J. BIEBZ – U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis
which is one of his recordings slowed down 800% and pitch-shifted back to the normal audio spectrum. More here, including a YouTube video of the original track and mention of accusations that the freshly-minted slo-mo Bieber Internet meme is a hoax and the recording is actually a piece by ambient experimental outfit Photon Wave Orchestra. It isn’t, but perhaps their modus operandi has been rumbled.