In reverse chronological order, PooterGeek presents the most commented on, most objected to, and most hit pages of PooterGeek (except for the Naked Harry Potter one, obviously).
A Sound Of Blunder 20Nov06
Bad sci-fi blockbuster alert!
Waiting For The Anonymous Economist 18Nov06
Pretty photos of Brighton at dawn.
Pot-Bellied Man In Speedos Points At Naked Middle-Aged Woman And Laughs 08Nov06
Bog off, Bloggertarians—follow-ups here and here.
Gissa Job! 19Oct06
Beautiful family photography going cheap.
Ungentlemanly English 18Sep06
Andrew Marr In Interracial Sex Shocker 15Sep06
Marr’s moots miscegany.
Yes, It’s Bloody Safe 14Sep06
PooterGeek goes to the dentist’s.
How Free Markets For Talent Work, An Explanation For Talentless Market Freeloaders 30Aug06
There is no shortage of scientists in the UK.
Every Cloud 26Aug06
Following on from this, another women’s reality mag gem.
My Kind Of Loser 15Aug06
Al Gore: misunderstood genius?
Bush And Blair Burn Up The Mic [Uncut] 11Jul06
That leaked conversation in full.
Guardian readers expose the ugliness of their attitudes to state education.
The Advantages Of Tunnel Vision 11Jul06
You don’t have to be disabled to work here, but it helps.
That London Olympics Line-Up In Full 06Jul06
Great British sports.
Fat Isn’t A Feminist Issue 05Jul06
Women starve themselves—follow-ups here and here.
The People Have Spoken 30Jun06
Sexism is sexism is sexism—follow-up here.
La Nauseé 30Jun06
Not a good day for the Geek.
How To Make A Guardian Reader’s Head Explode 26Jun06
Taking it to the streets.
Return of a self-fisking loon.
PRESS RELEASE: Paris Hilton Appointed New Vice-Chancellor Of Cambridge University 20Jun06
No word of a lie.
At Home With The Geek 16Jun06
Lifestyles of the evil genius.
For England! 15Jun06
An introduction to “rhetorical racism”.
Hello, Loser 15Jun06
Don’t mess with the Geek.
The Boys From Brazil 14Jun06
How to commentate on Latin American football.
Putting It Down 13Jun06
A short history of the manifesto and a follow-up.
Geek Aesthetics 31May06
Spot the scientist.
Monsieur Henry’s Holiday 18May06
Thierry goes shopping.
The Last Stand 16May06
Wolverine is a homosexual.
What it’s like answering the Euston Manifesto phone.
Euston Manifesto Loons May06
A round-up of some of the best criticisms:
“Are We Right To Deny Other Societies This Learning Process?”
“A Dangerous Pro-Capitalist Tract”
“As Disastrous For Humanity As Stalinism, Maoism, And Nazism”
“The US Actions In Iraq Are The Same As In Vietnam”
The Wit And Wisdom Of Maisie B 03May06
My niece Maisie pronounces on India and skin colour.
Censorship Watch 02May06
A glance inside my rubbish bin.
The Euston Manifesto 13Apr06
The announcement, a round-up of first wave of cranks, a clarification of my ethnic and employment status for the benefit of some others, a Right-wing nut, and some thanks.
One Shot 29Mar06
Piers Morgan or Jeremy Clarkson. PooterGeekers argue over who they’d fire their last tranquiliser dart at.
Truly The Devil Has The Best Tunes 29Mar06
Yes, computers can fix a decent vocal performance undetectably. Here’s the proof.
A (James) Blunt Message To A Subset Of Womankind: You Might Be Beautiful, But She Isn’t, I’m Not, And Your Manners Certainly Aren’t 28Mar06
Getting dates isn’t the problem; getting them to turn up is the problem. There’s a follow-up here.
A Better Way 21Mar06
Bloggers Talk Balls.
Mixing It Up 17Feb06
A bit of this; a bit of that.
The Disconnect Is Complete. The Solution Is At Hand. 16Feb06
PooterGeek’s answer to the question of what to do about “offensive” cartoons.
The Ultimate Taste Test 15Feb06
White horses wouldn’t.
Lots Of Bollox 11Feb06
The funniest eBayer in Britain.
That Grammy Awards Dyed-Hair Rockers’ Medley In Full 09Feb06
Rock’s aristocracy wigs out.
Comic Booked 08Feb06
Is it just me or is the BBC trying to present Abu Hamza in a bad light?
Breakdown Of Diplomacy 07Feb06
This message may offend.
Blogger Chokes To Death On Self-Pity 30Jan06
Ickle-wickle PooterGeek has a cold and no one cares.
The American Disease 28Jan06
A good, old-fashioned argument about private versus public healthcare.
Anti-Social Behaviour: Theory And Fieldwork 28Jan06
How not to get into a fight.
Dancing About Architecture 27Jan06
Words for music.
Scandalum Magnatum 26Jan06
Gorraway with it.
The Good, The Bad.. And, Er, that’s It 18Jan06
Why Independence Day is underrated and The Piano isn’t.
The Ubiquitous Sweaterman! 18Jan06
Let’s Fisk again.
Birmingham School Of Art School 17Jan06
Drawing from life.
Top Tips For Bloggers 14Dec06
A serious post about how to use Google to track other people’s responses to your blog.
I’m Condi. Fly Me. 14Dec06
Travel CIA Air.
Hard Cell 09Dec06
Saddam likes custard.
Cross Over The Road, My Friend
The shocking transcript of a new reality radio show.
Well Known Unknown Old Etonians 23Nov06
Beyoncé went to Eton!
End Of The Peer 19Nov05
Shows you might not want to show up for.
Sorry, We Don’t Do Business With Negroes 09Nov05
Sexism is the new black.
The Man In The Unfurnished Flat 08Nov05
Apart from David Irving, who wrote the best alternative history of the Second World War?
Coming Soon 01Nov05
All theguardian you’ll ever need.
Not So Simply 28Oct05
PooterGeekers attempt to name ginger rockers.
Unmarried Bliss 22Oct05
A boring grump about furnishing my new flat generates over twenty comments from people with far too much time on their hands.
Lest We Forget 09Oct05
My timely tribute to imprisoned head of state Saddam Hussein.
Charmers And Chancers 30Sep05
Who do you admire despite their lack of talent? Which emperors’ nakedness urgently needs to be pointed out?
Usage And Abusage 30Sep05
Please take care to read the owner’s manual.
Reggae: some people get it; some people don’t.
Embarrassed And Mystified
Confess your secret love; denounce others’!
With Apologies To Monty Python
Death comes knocking.
Ralph Fiennes appears on Before They Were Famous.
Ethnic Aesthetics 17May05
No head for figures of speech.
Get With The Programme, Blogers 29Apr05
The Guardian versus new media. [See also this.]
Staying In Touch With Your Inner Electorate 26Apr05
Politics is about people. Unfortunately.
There Are Gods; At Least One Of Them Is A Bastard 26Apr05
The hell that is canvassing in Cambridge.
My Straight Trousers 17Apr05
Lease and the Geek go shopping.
That Labour Party Election Broadcast In Full 12Apr05
And it’s goodnight from him.
Howard plays a worn card.
Anastacia By Numbers 30Mar05
Roll your own rock-funk hit.
It’s Academic Now 19Feb05
The personal gets political.
I Am The Law.
[You might want to read this first.]
“It’s Full Of Rocks” 19Jan05
Mention Dr Who and they all come out of the woodwork.
Post Office Counters 30Dec04
PooterGeek versus Mr Kafka
Buy Tin! 29Dec04
PooterGeek versus free market zealots (and Blognor Regis)
Four Wheel Driven 21Dec04
The perfect vehicle for the school run
Good, Bad, And Mixed 29Nov04
PooterGeekers take the PooterGeek Christmas arts review round-up and run with it.
Kids, Eh? 29Nov04
On childhood bullying and adult naivety.
Not Much Like The Future Of Dance 28Nov04
PooterGeek goes to the local chav disco.
Safety In Flight 18Nov04
Fly Air Wahabi.
Now A Major Motion Picture 11Nov04
Bush and Blair go to Hollywood.
Mixing By Committee 11Nov04
Nerd boys discuss the sound of PooterGeek’s music and casualsavant gets frisky.
v. v. shit 11Nov04
PooterGeek versus Bridget Jones
You And Whose Army 31Oct04
Why exactly should we care about agreements we make with the rest of Europe?
Too Much Too Young 24Oct04
Whatever happened to Sean?
God Bless Islington! 24Oct04
Bush thanks the Guardianistas (written before the election, I should point out).
But Is It Art? 12Oct04
Two wars and a sculpture
Hating Themselves 13Oct04
Some Britons need to look in the mirror.
Blood On His Hands 09Oct04
Blair Lied! Bigley Died!
What Would Make You Vote Tory? 02Sep04
Not Michael Howard obviously
The movie I’ve been starring in for fifteen years
You May Now Turn Over Your Papers 19Aug04
Examining the opinionators
Protect And Survive 27Jul04
A public service announcement
The Pitch For "Flashgun Cop School Dance City Jedi Nights ’87" 26Jul04
The Greatest 80s Film Never Made
The Future’s Purple 20Jul04
The first newsflashes from the future.
Oliver Kamm Is Getting Sloppy 16Jul04
Oi, Kamm! No!
What Part Of "No" Did I Misunderstand? 04Jul04
Olivia’s first appearance on PooterGeek
On The Beneficial Effects of Tea Upon The Constitution 04Jul04
Tony Blair address the people of the United States of America as they celebrate their independence.
Beyond A Joke 04Jul04
Decree Absolute 03Jul04
A true story of a doomed relationship.
Militant Accountants Against The Occupation 29Jun04
Paul Krugman does write some rubbish sometimes.
Bang Per Buck 26Jun04
Why I willingly sponsor killers
Oi, Dave, No! 20Jun04
It’s not really about Backword Dave, it’s about Amnesty and war.
The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores 15Jun04
Shut Up, Morrissey. You’re an embarrassment.