Too Weird For Words

Well, could you think of anything sensible to say about this?

UPDATE: The Beeb has pulled its version of the story so the link above doesn’t work any more [thanks, Adam, for the alert]. You can try this one instead.

UPDATE: The BBC version is now back.

The Book Of The Film

Stop me if I’m getting boring about this, but…

I’ve just come upon a banner ad showing the edge of a crown of thorns and bearing the message

“You’ve seen the movie

Now understand its meaning”

. It leads to this page where the Catholic church takes full advantage of a golden marketing opportunity.

Youthful Rites Of Passage

Now Leasey is back at work to read this, I can congratulate her on passing her driving test and having two one-inch molars removed from her head without dying from the loss of blood. Well done!

Liddle on Islamophobia

Rod Liddle continues to rant incoherently about the Hutton Inquiry that comprehensively battered the show he used to produce, Radio 4’s Today Programme. In tomorrow’s Spectator, he contributes a similarly incoherent, but stimulating, piece about the relationship between the nominally Christian West and Islam. His argument is roughly along these lines:

  • Young Islam is radically different from ageing Christianity.
  • We are justifiably afraid of that difference.
  • We need not fight Islam because, in the long term, it cannot compete with capitalism on a free market planet.

It’s wrong, but register with The Spectator‘s unnecessarily confused Website and do a search for the article yourself—linking to the magazine’s drunken weave of pages is a mug’s game. Here’s a sample:

“If we are going to be phobic, here is something that we have a right to be phobic about. Fear of and aversion to Islam is as good a description of the mindset of our Western, Christian-lite societies as it is possible to get. Perhaps more than anything else, we are averse to the numbing certitudes and absolutism of Islam, something absent from most Christian doctrine (even from mainstream Roman Catholicism) for the best part of a century.

Not so long ago, I rang up the (moderate) Islam Information Centre and asked what would happen to me, an unbeliever, when I died. “You will go to hell,” replied the friendly and helpful young press officer, “where you will be continually doused with boiling water.” There was no malice in his reply, it was simply a matter of fact. I asked the same question of the Church of England and its response was, “Umm, sorry, haven’t a clue. We can’t be sure, mate. It’s all a bit of a mystery, death.”

Fixion

There’s a bit of a problem with that link to Bruce Anderson’s Spectator article about The Passion, “Christianity and Judaism Cannot Be Reconciled”, so I’ve inserted a couple of choice quotes in my original post about it.

Also, some have suggested that this link might go to someone else’s illegal mirror of the Anderson piece. You might believe them, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

An Ally At Last

Writing an article titled ” Christianity and Judaism cannot be reconciled”, Bruce Anderson of The Spectator might be the only person on the planet who agrees with me (up to a point) about The Passion. Unlike me, he’s seen the film and recently read the Bible. (Unlike everyone else I’ve linked to on the matter, I don’t think he studied at Balliol.)

[Mel Gibson] has been accused of glorying in gore, of pandering to sadomasochism, of turning the Gospel story into an anti-Semitic snuff movie. All these criticisms lead to one conclusion: that the critics have not read the Gospels.

The anti-Semitism is in the Gospels, especially Matthew. “Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be upon us and on our children.” If anything, Mr Gibson could be charged with political correctness. Although his Jewish mob shouts the words in Aramaic, they are not translated in the subtitles. In this film, the Roman soldiers beat and abuse Christ all along the route to Golgotha. That is not in the Gospels. One Roman soldier also sneers “Jew” at Simon of Cyrene: another invention of Mr Gibson’s. It is as if he wishes to retreat from the message of the Gospels and spread the blame more evenly between the Jews and Romans.

You might have to register (for free) with The Spectator site to view the article, but it’s worth the minor inconvenience involved. Here’s my original post, by the way.

Budgeting

It’s Budget day in the UK. Gordon Brown has produced a boring budget with one absolutely brilliant strategic move: he promised to reduce the number of civil servants by 40 000 and move 20 000 of the remainder out of London to the provinces.

As an employee of the Medical Research Council there’s every chance I might be one of those 40 000, but that doesn’t stop me recognizing it as an inspired plan. The Tories simply can’t find a way around it. “Cutting government waste” is their (indeed, every party’s) favourite scheme for paying for tax cuts and increased spending on health and education. They’re going to have to find a different approach if they want to differentiate themselves from Labour at the election next year.

Today is also an appropriate day to share two British statistics with you:

  • Britain is now the only country in Europe with more credit cards than people.

  • We account for 75 percent of all credit card spending in Europe.

Scary aren’t they?

Cohen Does It Again

As I always write: Nick Cohen is Left wing; I frequently disagree with him; his journalism is often superb. In today’s Observer he defends human rights against the “War on Terrorism” crowd, attacks poor little rich boy terrorists and worries about the dangers of anti-Muslim racism.

Nothing has been sillier in the past few years than the wishful thinkers who instantly try to explain every outrage as a brutal but understandable reaction to Western, usually American, policy. In its own way the argument is a species of racism, which holds that the answers to all questions lie in the West and denies that the Islamic world is capable of producing apocalyptic movements just as irrational and inexplicable as the communism and fascism of Europe.

When the Prime Minister said that supporters of a psychopathic fundamentalism would happily kill 300,000 if they could, he’s telling the truth—in fact they have already killed hundreds of thousands in the Sudan, Iran and Afghanistan. The question is whether they can kill thousands of people or even hundreds of people in Britain. Because if they can and do, Herzen’s ideal of the Englishman doggedly clinging on to his civil liberties may not stand the strain and everything will go.

Bang To Rights

I see Amber’s unbelievable Texan miscarriage of justice story and I raise with a British one.

WHAT do you give someone who’s been proved innocent after spending the best part of their life behind bars, wrongfully convicted of a crime they didn’t commit?

An apology, maybe? Counselling? Champagne? Compensation? Well, if you’re David Blunkett, the Labour Home Secretary, the choice is simple: you give them a big, fat bill for the cost of board and lodgings for the time they spent freeloading at Her Majesty’s Pleasure in British prisons.

On Tuesday, Blunkett will fight in the Royal Courts of Justice in London for the right to charge victims of miscarriages of justice more than ,A#(B3000 for every year they spent in jail while wrongly convicted. The logic is that the innocent man shouldn’t have been in prison eating free porridge and sleeping for nothing under regulation grey blankets.

Paddy Hill was one of the Birmingham Six. He spent 16 years behind bars for the 1974 Birmingham pub bombings by the IRA. Hill now lives on a farm with his wife and children near Beith in Scotland. He has been charged ,A#(B50,000 for living expenses by the Home Office.

Falling Pregnant

Teenage pregnancy rates in Britain continue at more-or-less the same depressingly high level they’ve been at since the 70s. The BBC covers the question of why. Whenever there’s a debate about this you get the usual answers: on the Left concerned types talk about how more sex education is needed; on the Right concerned types talk about abstinence. In the report someone gets to the real point, one I heard made in a radio interview years ago (I think) by a woman working at a family planning clinic: “Effective contraception is when a girl doesn’t want to get pregnant.”

Blue Murder

According to Oxford Today, BBC Oxford has produced a popular online murder mystery game, introduced by Colin Dexter. One piece of advice I have read: don’t view the last clue until you’re sure whodunnit. I don’t know the answer myself, but I suspect it would also be wise to cover up the public poll results that run down the right hand side of each page while you’re playing.

That’ll give Judith another mystery to solve today.

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