ABC News brings us the wit and wisdom of Dick Cheney:
“It’s not only wildfires that shift with the wind,” Cheney told supporters Friday.
“As westerners, the president and I understand the challenges that we face here in Nevada, especially when it comes to protecting residents from wildfires,” Cheney said here during his first post-convention campaign swing.
But Cheney said Kerry has a different view. “He says he’s in touch with the West,” the Republican said with a smile before delivering the punch line. “He must mean western Massachusetts.”
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