The online version of Hello! magazine covers the persecution of Sikh playwrite [sic] Gurpreet Kaur. Why? Because some celebs are supporting her. I wonder how Samuel West will take to having his appearance as Dr Frankenstein in Van Helsing cited as his most noteworthy contribution to the dramatic arts.

Meanwhile, over at the Fox News Website, one of the top stories is “Model Hurt in Tsunami“. The question on readers’ lips: “Is Tsunami, like, one of those European labels?”