I was going to dismiss this article as cobblers until I read this bit:
Within a thousand years, humans will evolve into coffee-coloured giants between six and seven feet tall, [Oliver Curry] predicts. Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years.
Women … will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin.
Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.
“Tall mocha with pert breasts for the man on his own in the corner with a Palm Pilot!”