Courtesy of Maoi, another man who dresses up for a living gives the United States advice on how to conduct itself in the World and earns more column inches than most full-time scholars of international relations, just like this guy whose drivellings Judith drew my attention to last week. (This latter article is offset nicely by the frankly racist headline that tops the right-hand column of the same page: “Mideast-looking men steal airport computers”. I mean, please.)
I have seen to celebrity inanities before here and here and I’m too busy for bug-crushing today. Just consider Depp and Ford squished.