The online Indian superstore, Memsaab, offers the complete Bollywood experience—“Ideal to create that Indian ambience in any home!”—in a box. For the giveaway price of £39.99 you too could be moving your head from side to side in time to the funky massed strings of the Transglobal Outsourcing Orchestra. According to their site, the contents include:

• Bindis
• Bangles
• Bollywood Film Music
• Embroided Saree (colour of your choice)
• Saree Blouse
• Saree Underskirt
• Gift Box of Spices and recipes

All contents as used by Britney Spears!