The online Indian superstore, Memsaab, offers the complete Bollywood experience—“Ideal to create that Indian ambience in any home!”—in a box. For the giveaway price of £39.99 you too could be moving your head from side to side in time to the funky massed strings of the Transglobal Outsourcing Orchestra. According to their site, the contents include:

  • Bindis
  • Bangles
  • Bollywood Film Music
  • Embroided Saree (colour of your choice)
  • Saree Blouse
  • Saree Underskirt
  • Gift Box of Spices and recipes

All contents as used by Britney Spears!