Leasey brings us a fascinating tiny game. I could warn you of the little wrinkles, but you'll have more fun working them out for yourself. She also recommends that we catch up on the latest drama in Britney's life.

It's not just the world of international refereeing that's gone topsy-turvy: pork scratchings are becoming a health food according to Anthony; The Australian says Saddam Hussein doesn't like the way he's being treated in prison (but the Beeb says he's okay and so does The Guardian); oh yes, and a giant baby threatens to eat Germany.

Brummies have sex. Guardian is shocked. Cypriot police take a close look. Tim is on it.