The Susurrator nibbles at the shoelaces of titans as he vainly attempts to reduce us, the shining stars of the UK ‘Blogosphere to one-liners. Do you know who I am, child?!

And apart from having shaved heads, Irish forenames, and the finely-sculpted bodies of gay icons, where is the resemblance between me and this person?

Dermot almost grins
Damian [click to enlarge]
Damian grins
Dermot [click to enlarge]

I think I am going to have to lightning you, young man.

If you were going to compare me to a famous person, you could at least chosen someone beige:

Vin, Damian, and Roland wearing only sweaters
Vin Diesel, anonymous loser, Roland Gift [click to enlarge]