The Susurrator nibbles at the shoelaces of titans as he vainly attempts to reduce us, the shining stars of the UK ‘Blogosphere to one-liners. Do you know who I am, child?!
And apart from having shaved heads, Irish forenames, and the finely-sculpted bodies of gay icons, where is the resemblance between me and this person?
I think I am going to have to lightning you, young man.
If you were going to compare me to a famous person, you could at least chosen someone beige:
Heh. I even thought the last photo of you was Roland Gift (and that was before I read the names). I saw him once, in Kentish Town. Very cool.
I think Dermot’s more your speed though.
I thought Yul Brynner would be a more distinguishing comparison….
there is a photo of roland gift with widow’s peak on pogus caesar’s oom gallery website.
apart from having shaved heads, Irish forenames, and the finely-sculpted bodies of gay icons
You forgot the bit about being spawn of the devil – I saw that
documentary, motion picture entertainment – Damian.
The only similarity is that guys with shaved heads ar gorgeous!
I would NEVER date a guy with hair, NEVER!
It’s a sad reflection on our times that I came this close to deleting your comment as ‘Blog spam, Zoe. I look forward hopefully to the day when I can afford to bin fanmail.
Roland Gift is from Birmingham and there’s a lot of bald blokes who live there. The photographer Pogus Ceaser who took Roland’s pic is also bald, do they share the same barber or is it just [that close cropped look that works for some men],
I’d shave my head but somehow it’s not right on a woman.