Today’s featured Wikipedia article is about Jesus’s foreskin, or rather his foreskins because quite a few people claim to have had it/them. When I worked in a hospital lab I discovered that discarded foreskins were an excellent source of a particular class of cell called a fibroblast. This is one of only a couple of slightly redeeming features of the sexual mutilation of male infants. Treated with appropriate dyes and viewed under a microscope, fibroblasts are beautiful to look at. When I begin my new, post-science career as a guru I will take care to impress the magical powers of my prepuce upon the followers of my cult.
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According to Channel 5’s plastic surgery show they are also an important source of the collagen used in lip jobs. Think of that the next time you see Leslie Ash.
That’s beautiful. I had to cop a copy to put on my Web site.
“Hey baby, wanna come home with me and check out my fibroblasts …?”