xXx: he’s meant to be the USA’s hip-and-happening answer to Britain’s 007. Problem is, you can’t afford Vin Diesel for the sequel and you’ve blown most of the budget on Samuel L Jackson, Willem Defoe, and exploding helicopters. So who do you get to play the last hope of freedom and democracy? A short, fat, fella with a goatee, that’s who. At last, a movie action hero the bloke who serves you in the video shop can identify with.
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[…] 8220;Hmm. Right now Foxx is a little too hot for our budget. But I think we can stretch to Ice Cube.” [via Fark]
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There is a show about MI6’s new intake on telly here at the moment. Ten days training and then you are taking down the Russian mob – cool! I don’t need real life when I have Spy Master on TV.
Has he got a ponytail?
Where the hell is your review of Blade trinity and the curt comments about the pricks we saw while I was driving you home? Forget XXX……