Why can’t I get a button for my ‘Blog saying “I’m An Embarrassed Friend Of Israel“?

“Yeah, this is that ‘Izzie’ you’ve heard so much about. You must understand that most of the stories just aren’t true. I’m sorry she has to carry the semi-automatic and the bowie knife everywhere. And the thermonuclear handbag. And I apologise in advance for her manners. It’s just that, well, half the people she meets want to kill her, so naturally she’s a little bit more aggressive than your average woman—she has to be. You’ ve got to admit she looks great in fatigues, though.”