The Jews blew up the Twin Towers using Bush’s depleted uranium technology stolen from the spaceship that crashlanded in Area 51! And Blair lied about it!

As a mumps epidemic rages across Britain, the BBC News feedback facility flares with the magnesium-bright burn of public stupidity:

“What a convenient epidemic! Why didn’t it happen last year, or the year before, or the year before that, to teenagers born before 1988?Is this another attempt to restore faith in the MMR vaccine before the launch of the quadruple vaccine? And yet again, the many thousands of susceptible children that had their lives ruined by the effects of MMR are completely ignored.
Julie Loch, Cardiff Wales

And there’s more where that came from:

” I’ll never believe the so-called experts of our traditional western medical system. If you have a strong immune system your body can fight off all viruses. Once our medical experts promote the truths about how our body works, then the public can reap the rewards. There is much evidence these so called beneficial shots cause more damage than good. Why do so many babies die from crib death shortly after receiving these shots? This is only one example. I encourage all to investigate other treatments than go down the line of believing everything they are told by the system!
Gregory Langen, Chesterfield

Though I did enjoy the way the page layout results in this unfortunate juxtaposition:

A spokeswoman from the Department of Health

‘My testicle swelled up’

Not ever having had mumps as a child, I might be laughing on the other side of my face later.