Talking of young Conservatives, many older members worry that the party is not only suffering in the polls, but that there are few up-and-coming Tories around to reinvigorate the organisation. Recess Monkey, however, has been scouting for emerging talent. [Recess Monkey down as of 10:00hrs BST.] Check out the gobsmacking Website of Annesley Abercorn, candidate for National Chairman of Conservative Future. He’s endorsed by Peter Stringfellow! He owns a big red bus! He gets jobs done! He has to be a made-up person! AA is supposed to be about half my age, but his page design looks like something from the early nineties. It’s got to be a parody. Surely?
20Sep05 — 10
He’s real. I think Peter Cuthbertson knows him.
It is a very nice, shiny red bus too.
Action Action Action Action Action
Christ, I feel overun just looking at the website.
And what do you do if you really want to annoy the hell out of people?
Use Queen as your theme music.
He looks like a grandmother’s best friend, and has probably eaten more Mr. Kipling slices and drunk more cups of milky tea than any man alive. With proven winners like Tebbit and Duncan-Something on his side, how can he be stopped?
Hey the site’s not down, it’s just a little slow thassall.
He is real, I know him, and it is my intention to guff in his general direction. This is how the political elite operates.
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his page design looks like something from the early nineties
Looks like it was designed by an accountant.
Tebbit’s backing him?
He obviously passed the cricket test then.
What a belter. Stringfellow and Tebbit and The Quiet Man. Which one is the pole dancer?
And that’s another George above me. This one (meaning me, as opposed to the other who isn’t me) has long passed the cricket test.
ps That spell checker of your must be checking the kerns on the typeface too Damian. It is very slow.
Alas, I too have been in the presence of Annesley. Despite that I still think he might be made up.
He’s real. It could be possible that the website is the work of a mischevious enemy of his. But it isn’t.
A journalist I know has been following his campaign. The world will be a better place if he wins.