Talking of young Conservatives, many older members worry that the party is not only suffering in the polls, but that there are few up-and-coming Tories around to reinvigorate the organisation. Recess Monkey, however, has been scouting for emerging talent. [Recess Monkey down as of 10:00hrs BST.] Check out the gobsmacking Website of Annesley Abercorn, candidate for National Chairman of Conservative Future. He’s endorsed by Peter Stringfellow! He owns a big red bus! He gets jobs done! He has to be a made-up person! AA is supposed to be about half my age, but his page design looks like something from the early nineties. It’s got to be a parody. Surely?