Penguins: evidence of Intelligent Design or gay Commie bastards? You decide.
[Having provided this link about animal behaviour and evolution I am now bracing myself for a breathtakingly confused Cuthbertson post accusing me of elevating “my radical politics” over “what science tells us about human goals and social realities” by failing to point out that “one of the most basic principles of modern Darwinism” is that, just like penguins, people who regularly wear black tie are right about everything. He will misspell my name and the comments will be provided by barking loons.]
Anyone who believes in intelligent design has yet to explain god’s plan for Pandas and Norman Tebbitt.
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WOOF!
The plan speaks for itself, Chris – Norman Tebbit will kill all the pandas (for their colour-mixing, obviously). I think this was behind the third seal. Or maybe the fourth. Anyway, it’s one of the signs.
Just as well the film doesn’t show penguins shagging.
Kid: Mommy what are those penguins doing?
Mom: Oh, the one out front is tired and its friend is helping push it to the convenience store, dear.
Kid: Are those penguins married?
Mom: Well I’m sure in the eyes of the LORD, if there were a Pastor anywhere –
Kid: Randy Jefferson said that a penguin had to visit the mechanic after he blew a seal.
Inevitably, this reminds me of the debate a few years back about Scientific Penguinism.