If you are on their snailmail spam list then the latest Viking office stationery catalogue probably dropped through your letterbox this morning. Further to my mention of microwave ovens, on the cover of the brochure is the following offer:
Get this Microwave FREE with every 4 or more packs of Large Core Sellotape you buy
Large Core Sellotape is £6.19 per six-roll pack.
So I’m alright then: I only paid 24 quid for my micro at Sainsbury’s. (Assuming the Viking one is the usual bottom-of-the-line offering.)