It wasn’t until Patrick Anson (aka “Patrick Lichfield”, “5th Earl of Lichfield“) died recently that I realised that he and Anthony Armstrong-Jones (aka “Lord Snowdon”, “First Earl of Snowdon“) were two distinct people, taking photographs and doing very nicely out of their royal connections.

Today’s mission, should you choose to accept it, PooterGeekers, is to share with the rest of us the names of two prominent public figures who remained merged in your mind as one for an embarrassingly long time. (I still can’t remember which of the Gallagher brothers can’t sing and which one can’t write songs—they’re just one single lump, fused at the monobrow to me.)