This story appeared on the BBC News Website yesterday:

“Pakistan’s government is to remove a poem from a school textbook after it emerged the first letters of each line spelt out “President George W Bush”.

“The anonymous poem, called The Leader, appeared in a recent English-language course book for 16 year-olds. “

The Pakistani authorities don’t know who wrote the poem, but I’d be tempted to put a bet on this man. He’s got form.