I keep being told that the Euston Manifesto Group is being funded by The Lizardoid Hegemon:

“Lets be quite clear about this; the ‘Henry Jackson Society’ and the ‘Euston Manifesto’ are out-and-out right-wing neoconservative organisations set up deliberately to confuse and belittle the Left. They are supported directly by wealthy American neoconservative organisations and are simply front organisations to project American image and US foreign policy by manipulation of the naivety of some of those on the Left who seem to have fallen into their trap.”

What I want to know is when is the bloody cheque going to arrive? I’ve got millions of poor brown people to oppress and scarcely enough money to buy a pith helmet.