Trevor Rabin, 80s hair-guitarist-with-pretensions and the man who wrote Owner Of A Lonely Heart (one of the greatest pop singles of all time) while sitting on his toilet, has scored the orchestral music for Snakes On A Plane! Does it get any better than this?

The film is so important to me now that I fear I may find myself pitching a tent in Leicester Square, and camping out there until the UK opening, wearing Samuel L Jackson sideburns and dressed as an anaconda.