SUCCESSFUL LOCAL FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER [looking down her nose at trade mag]: It’s amazing they still do ads like that in this day and age: women in bikinis standing in the darkroom doorway.

POOTERGEEK: It’s post-feminist, innit? Those are ironic tits.

SUCCESSFUL LOCAL FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER: Just for once I’d like to see a man in a gold lamé G-string.

POOTERGEEK: How long have you lived in Brighton and you’ve not seen a man in a gold lamé G-string?