I have discovered from the referer logs that PooterGeek is now more famous on the Web than the inspiration for its name. Google for “Pooter” and this page is third; George and Weedon Grossmith's “hero” is fourth. The porn starts at six.
Read MoreAnother trawl through my referrer logs reveals that I am sixth highest hit on MSN search for: “gay personal naked webpages pics“ Time to put on my “Why assume I’m homosexual?” badge again. And you lot can just knob off to the “Naked Protesters” ‘Blog. PooterGeek is a chaste and sophisticated journal of culture.
Read MoreGoogle gives us formal proof that Britney fans can’t spell.
Read MoreHave you ever Googled for God? Can you spot the odd picture out?
Read MoreGooglefight! Regular PooterGeek readers might want to try “Claire.Berlinski” vs “Damian.Counsell”—just as an experiment of course.
Read MoreBefore you follow the link, try to guess what is the single most searched event in the history of the Internet. Clue: it’s not the September 11 attacks.
Read MoreYou, dear Reader, probably won’t have noticed, but I have been irritated over the past few months by ‘Blog spam. The same people who write to you offering to enlarge your breasts/penis now post fake links to ‘Blogs. They have targeted PooterGeek in the hope of borrowing my legendary Google karma for their own tawdry […]
Read MoreWiqqi pointed me to more fun at the expense of those Nigerian scammers.
Read MoreI had a conversation with two unlikely PooterGeek “fans” at lunch today—I mean yesterday: I fell asleep and have just woken up after midnight. (Hello Adam and Martin, by the way.) They were intrigued by the weird success of my Webpages with search engines. This ‘Blog entry is an experiment born of that conversation. I […]
Read MoreWho reads my Webpages? Disappointed people, mainly… I am responsible for the fourth highest hit if you search UK pages for “anti-capitalist Weblog” at Google UK. What’s more, because I made a flip remark in my old gallery pages about one of my colleagues looking like said film star, it’s also on the first page […]
Read MoreThe number one declining Google search in April 2003 was: “Al Jazeera“. The number three declining Google search was: “Michael Moore“. All the dirt is at Google Zeitgeist.
Read MoreHoly Moly. Two amazing searches brought punters to counsell.com yesterday evening. Perverts first. Someone was looking for "pictures of English women shitting" via search.yahoo.com. Fortunately this site is only referenced by the second page of results. Idiots second. Someone was looking for "why Chirac opposes war" via search.msn.com. The number one hit on the entire […]
Read MoreAgeing 'Net bores like me enjoy quoting Godwin's Law, so it's doubly surprising that (not even in the interests of balance) I link to an excellent anti-war piece that invokes comparisons with the Hitler era. It is in the interests of balance that I link here too.
Read MoreWe interrupt this programme to bring a personal message for Claire Berlinski. You very kindly sent me an email when you stumbled on counsell.com, but I can't reply to it. Your mail server keeps bouncing it back because you have exceeded your message quota, you popular international literary star, you. Send me an alternate contact […]
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