INTERIOR. KITCHEN. JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L IS PREPARING DINNER FOR POOTERGEEK.
POOTERGEEK: Like I said to [JEWISH WRITER FRIEND C] and [JEWISH WRITER FRIEND J] about [UNFUNNY JEWISH WRITER], being a Jewish writer who isn’t funny is like being black and having no sense of rhythm.
JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L: Were they offended?
POOTERGEEK: Why should they be?
JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L: Actually, you’re right: I’ve never met a black person without a sense of rhythm.