INTERIOR. KITCHEN. JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L IS PREPARING DINNER FOR POOTERGEEK.
POOTERGEEK: Like I said to [JEWISH WRITER FRIEND C] and [JEWISH WRITER FRIEND J] about [UNFUNNY JEWISH WRITER], being a Jewish writer who isn’t funny is like being black and having no sense of rhythm.
JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L: Were they offended?
POOTERGEEK: Why should they be?
JEWISH MEDIA FRIEND L: Actually, you’re right: I’ve never met a black person without a sense of rhythm.
well, I thought they might be offended PLUS, it’s true…I’ve never met a black person with no sense of rhythm!!!!!!!!
I reckon we should go dancin to some smokey jazzy hip hop club with smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels next shabbat!!!
Jewish Person L
p.s WHO is Jewish person “J” or is that a Catholic guilty typo???? 😉
Alexandr Solzhenitsyn was black, Jewish _and_ a lesbian, but contrary to what you suggest…
(Well, okay. He was, strictly speaking, none of those things. But in a parallel universe he might have been. Bet you didn’t think of _that._)