July 2004

Transgender Transgressions

A couple of weeks back, I saw Shrek 2 with the Anonymous Economist and the Clandestine Celt—not only do they not want to be named in my 'Blog, they want their romance to be kept secret too :-O —and afterwards said to them that it was the kinkiest, campest mainstream cartoon I'd seen in ages. […]

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Eng-er-lish

This one is mainly aimed at my American posse. Shouts out to you all, brothers and sisters. This piece in The Telegraph [probably requires free registration] begins as typical Sunday supplement filler, with some random musings on the significance of Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart's choosing to taking a “vacation” in the English countryside. Later, […]

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Email Glitches

I'm having problems sending out email from my main email account. Apologies if any of you are not getting messages from me or getting multiple copies of the same message from multiple sources. NTL claims to be working on the problem.

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Softball

This is a cute little account of a Michael Moore press conference from the Canadian Globe and Mail. Why do British newspapers so rarely write about controversial people in such a light and thoughtful way? Shame about the “typical American arrogance” line.

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Apropos Of Nothing

Did I mention that I am the subject of the normblog profile today? [If you are new here, you might want to scroll down to 8Jul04, the last bit of real 'Blogging. I don't do that any more, now I'm a superstar. Popular recent posts include “On The Beneficial Effects Of Tea…“, “Decree Absolute“, and […]

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Me Me Me!

I don't usually post pictures of myself in this 'Blog (apart from the passport-sized thing over there ->), but I am being interviewed at Normy's place today so it's ego time! [click for full-size] My friend Leasey took the photo last month in Eat in Cambridge. Eat is an excellent sandwich bar—with flattering lighting. I'd […]

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Grown-Up Totty For A Dress-Down Friday

Since I can't think of anything worth 'Blogging and Norm's post will guarantee PooterGeek hundreds of hits without my lifting a finger, here is a gratuitous picture of Nigella Lawson. Scott Burgess wasted energy writing something interesting to justify the one on his 'Blog this week. For balance, here's one of George Clooney. George and […]

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Goo Goo Ga Ga

Google exemplifies many of the best things about the Web. It even catalogues and copies the best things about the Web—and the worst things too. Its founders are self-mocking academics with a brilliantly simple idea, who hire hordes of PhD graduates to keep refining that idea in a never-ending race against nutters of every kind: […]

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The Cycle Of Vileness

This week the west bank of the Thames was witness to yet another of the Blogosphere's attempted character assassinations. It is believed that the revered leader of the Humafis group, the blind cleric Sheik Mohammed Blunkett, was intended to be the victim of what the government of Blogland admits is an official policy to stop […]

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Buy The CD. Listen To The Band.

Tonight in Brighton, A3 Music, purveyors of this fine album, will be staging another showcase for their artistes. One of the acts will feature two hardened old music business pros on piano and drums respectively and a geek on vocals. Happy am I to be growing old at a time when The Young People are […]

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Decree Absolute

My dad introduced me to G. She came to Tamworth from Manchester. If you've grown up in the Midlands it's tempting, but wrong, to see southern types as inherently more sophisticated. She might have suffered from dyslexia, but she was so much cleverer and kinder than her snooty rivals that it was hard not to […]

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'Blogwatch

Before I start, people of the 'Blogosphere, could we have some snappier names for your 'Blogs, please? There is a thoughtful and thought-provoking recent post at God Save The Queen. If you haven't already, you should enjoy this amusing and surreal Colin Powell story at What You Can Get Away With. Meet Mia in Hong […]

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Argh

Yesterday, my old PooterGeek pages were attacked by comment spammers. That brought down all of my Websites and probably some other peoples' too. I'm very, very sorry. As for the scum responsible: we're on your case. Get your beards trimmed ready for your court appearances. Things are slowly being fixed here. In the meantime I […]

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