Have you got any hardcore? Y’know: Naomi Does Najaf?
Maybe some stuff with, er, children? Like the Pilger one in the paediatrics wards or that Moore one with the kids flying kites?
I’m afraid not.
I bet you like a bit of amateur, though, dontcha? You must have “The Best of After Hours Indymedia: Moonbats by Moonlight“?
Absolutely not. I think, sir you have come to the wrong place. You have, perhaps, confused us with the London Review Bookshop.
Oh. Right. Well, since I’m here, have you got The Corrs versus Destiny’s Child Naked Lookalike Celebrity Deathmatch Mud Wrestling?
The uncut snuff version?
It’ll cost you an extra pony.
Great idea – I’ve started the website:
Who can we pitch him against? If someone has a contestant to fight him, I’ll set it up….
So far we have had:
MUD WRESTLING MATCH #2
Crazy, old Rose from Titanic vs. Fat woman from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
MUD WRESTLING MATCH #1:
Kuato from Total Recall vs. Christy Brown’s Foot from My Left Foot
Place your votes!!