Despite their claims for its health benefits, I remember it always seemed to be the vegetarians at college that who had the weight problems (either under- or over-) and the interesting skin conditions. The latter could have been caused by all the roll-ups they smoked, I suppose; but one undergraduate female dallied with veganism for a couple of weeks and wound up suffering from impetigo, a disease rivalling scurvy and gout in its visual and historic glamour. If you still think there’s anything at all sexy about not eating meat, a quick visit to Veg Porn [not safe for work]—“the first and only adult site featuring a cast of sexy vegans and vegetarians!”—will soon put you right. Guardian readers naked: ew.
Three points:
- The guy gazing “sexily” over his dodgy sideburn and flabby tattooed arm on the front page of thumbnail samples should be enough to put you off pork for a while at least.
- “Politically correct porn” is like “jolly blues music”.
- When it comes to domestic safety, even the loony libertarians have got to draw a line at a site that shows photos of wimmin baking in the nude [not safe for work].
How about that? I got all the way through a post about food and sex without mentioning her.
Whoops.
The horticulturalist in me screams dead roots!
You know that in the “Recent Comments” column your contribution has been abbreviated to “The horticulturalist in me screams”? Now that’s what I call a Veg Porn opening line.
Speaking of veg porn – some people have too much time on their hands. For those reading at work, make sure the boss isn’t looking over your shoulder…