I might have to consult Will of A General Theory Of Rubbish. I’ve been trying to complete a post about Michael Howard, but I’ve run out of profanities.
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How profound, Damian. Keep up the good work.
I realise you’ve probably been up all night working on this particular crushing indictment of my ‘Blog, but if you keep posting it over and over again, Anon, we might lose your incisive contributions to the spam filter. My other reader will be distraught.
I’m running a bit low myself Pooter. However, for your charming guest (rather than Howard)I’ve pulled out a one from my Finnish lexicon.
Paras osa sinusta valui lihavan äitisi sisäreittä pitkin. Or you could just say fuck off, the best part of you ran down your fat mother’s inner thigh. You goat fucking, mattress soiling buffoon. Come to think of it that should do for Howard as well.
One must admire agglutinative languages for their succinctness.
Look all that Michael Howard is doing is trying to catch up with
Blunkett and New Labour’s pandering to racism and xenophobia. Since
1997, this disgusting corrupt government has done nothing with
the resources of the state to spread the word among the British
public that immigration is good, that it makes countries richer
not poorer, that xenophobia is bad, that immigrants and foreigners
have as much claim to human rights as Britons. ((It took the
Law Lords before Christmas to ram that down the throat of
the Home Office) . Instead Damien’s friends have pandered to the Daily Mail and have helped to establish
the legitimacy of the idea that Britain faces some immigration
crisis.
Speaking of goats… Pooter, you may have to change the name of this ‘blog to “PooterGeek’s Bridge.”
Blimey Hak, that’s so deep, man.
if you want some abuse, I did a post about a Labour MP called Hinchliffe a while back. You’re welcome to cut & paste.
Googling for ‘helminthic horror’ should find it.