Excuse me for not noticing this before as I don’t have a TV, but I have to say that this is exactly the kind of perversion of the natural order you can expect when you employ one of those Godless homosexuals to write Dr Who: a Doctor who’s prettier than his assistant.
UPDATE: And butch Cybermen in gay trousers.
Best Drs Who Who We Never Had (plus winsome assistants):
Brian Blessed & Mariella Frostrup
Shakin’ Stevens & Lisa Scott-Lee out of Steps (for us Welsh)
John Redwood & Melanie Phillips
Best The Master Style Villains :
The Mitchell Bros
Bonny Tyler
Gerald Kaufman
The idea of Brian Blessed as Dr Who is just fantastic 🙂
I’d like to see Neil Tennant and Sonia from EastEnders battle some kind of John Redwood/Dot Cotton vampire creature that has a kind of pointy finger rather than fangs.
Brian Blessed could probably wrestle a few Daleks to the ground before they got him, but his fondness for breastplate and loincloth-style costumes would offer scant protection against an alien death-ray.
I think Norman St.John-Stevas and Sally James battling an evil Alan Titchmarsh would be good
Sally James (sigh…)
[…] Back here I complained that Dr Who was currently prettier than his assistant. Clearly someone at the BBC has been listening. Here’s one of several poorly lit publicity photos*of David Tennant and his new sidekick, half-Iranian, half-Ghanian Freema Agyeman: Having failed to heed the make-up artist’s warnings, David and Freema discover the hard way the true meaning of the hair gel’s claim to offer “exxxtreme holding power” […]
to the doctor.Im a big fan i wold’nt mind you as a teacher you would do an EXXXTREAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOB.I WOULD LIKE to be your next sidekick
wat’s wrong with David Tennant as Doctor Who?
so wat if he’s prettier than Rose (which isn’t all that hard by the way!)
and watyamean “one of those godless homesexuals”?? well??
are u some sort of homophobe?? gay people rock… it’s the bible that sucks and is outdated.
you’d think people would be more openminded in this day and age… but reading wat crap u write… obviously not.
David Tennant as the Doctor rocks!!!
Just a little something for us ladies. Tasty!