How politically correct is Brighton? I’ll tell you. This local Gospel choir’s Website carries the following warning to those aspiring to join it:

Although we are a non denominational [sic], some of the songs taught do include religious references i.e. Jesus/Lord.

However we wish to emphasise our aim is merely to celebrate the style of Gospel singing.

Non-denominational my arse. They’re obviously Church of England.

This is the bit that should scare audiences though:

Brighton goes Gospel is a non-religious choir, open to all irrespective of race, religion or ability.

At last, a Gospel choir that brings an end to cruel and arbitrary discrimination against tone-deaf white atheists with no sense of rhythm.