Right now, an annoying racist brat is trying to leave abusive comments on PooterGeek—my favourite so far: “niggers stink of shit”. Well, this nigger’s shit hot with UNIX.

If you’re reading this, mate, I already know what school you attend and the name of your head of year. She is going to ring me back when she gets out of her next class. Welcome to the Internet, where your every step to exclusion is logged.

UPDATE: The kid responsible has been identified, has spent the morning in tears apparently. He’s not going to be expelled or suspended, but is going home from school with his dad today. He has been given a talking-to and is going to write me a letter of apology. That’s the end of it as far as I’m concerned, so I have removed the link to his school’s Website from this post.