I have a gorgeous twentysomething friend “of Punjabi descent” who nurtures a secret love for former BBC political correspondent and Radio 4 culture vulture Andrew Marr:

Andrew Marr, The Miscegenator

Yes, that’s Radiohead lead singer Thom Yorke’s babyfather Andrew Marr:

Andrew Marr, The Miscegenator

Thanks to the certifiable “I Am An Englishman” I can reveal that her secret love is likely to be reciprocated, physically at least. The proprietor of that site writes:

The journalist who wrote what you are about to read, felt secure enough in his own elite, establishment role to lay his totalitarian beliefs on the line in his own column and, as the newspaper’s editor and owners were content to see such material published, one must presume that they also were not averse to seeing such a Brave New World imposed upon the dumb, British herd.

This is what was said:

Widespread and vigorous miscegenation (race mixing)… is the best answer…

Teachers are the most effective anti-racist campaigners in the country, this means more than education in other religions, it means a form of political education. Only people who understand the economic forces changing their world, threatening them… have a chance of being immune to the old tribal chants.

And the final answer, frankly, is the vigorous use of state power to coerce and repress…

I firmly believe that repression can be a great, civilising instrument for good.

Stamp hard on certain ‘natural’ beliefs for long enough and you can almost kill them off…

A new Race Relations Act will impose the will of the state on millions of other lives too.”

When I read this article I felt the hairs stand up on the back of my neck.

1984? Animal Farm? We had arrived, we were there already. It wasn’t paranoia after all, it was very, very real.

It didn’t matter what we did, it didn’t matter what we said, it didn’t matter what we wanted, it didn’t matter how we voted, the same old dark manipulators would always be in charge and we better start getting used to it, or else.

The liberal commissar responsible for the casual sabre rattle recorded above, was none other than that most languid Master of political ceremonies, Andrew Marr, top bloke at the BBC and one of the most powerful political journalists of the age.

The chattering classes have every bit as much of a hold over our lives as the politicians do.

They hand our opinions to us on a plate, they shape our beliefs and attitudes. Everything the media throws at us, from cradle to grave, affects the way we behave and think.

Shiny eyed zealots such as Andrew Marr and Tony Blair do not care what we want or feel, they care only for the promised land that their wisdom, their insight and their determination will lead us on to in the future.

So now you know.

Now you know what THEY have been doing all this time.

After some more not-paranoid-at-all stuff about what “THEY” are up to, he continues:

That [sic] us Andrew Marr is talking about, folks.

The British people.

Actually, as Marr is Scottish and Tony B is Scots-Irish, I reckon their desire to “coerce”, “repress” “civilise” and “miscegenate” is aimed pretty exclusively at the English.

Which is why this website is titled as it is.

This is Andrew Marr:

Andrew Marr, The Miscegenator

UPDATE: I’d like to share with you this wonderful “I Am An Englishman” poll:

If England was invaded who would be least likely to collaborate?

  • Politicians
  • Businessmen
  • Police
  • Englishwomen
  • Englishmen
  • Scots, Welsh and Irish
  • Negroes
  • Jews
  • Asians
  • Homosexuals

At the time of writing the scores are:

  • Englishmen 64.2%
  • Scots, Welsh and Irish 16.7%
  • Asians 4.9%
  • Englishwomen 4.9%
  • Jews 3.1%
  • Homosexuals 2.5%
  • Police 1.9%
  • Negroes 1.2%
  • Businessmen 0.6%
  • Politicians 0.0%

Given that there have only been 167 votes in total, with your help I’d like to take “Negroes” to the number one spot. Get voting, PooterGeekers! [You might have to scroll down the page a bit.]

UPDATE at 14:41: The Negroes are now up to fifth place from eighth, overtaking both the Jews and the Homosexuals.