Right now Jo Caulfield is on, doing a routine about Friends Reunited—you know: that Website that was all the rage in 1999. An actor is putting on a nasal voice and pretending to be the school nerd reciting his online profile while she reads between its lines. No, the programme isn’t a repeat.

Next week: tune into hear the host share with us the amusing revelation that her spell checker keeps suggesting that she replace “Caulfield” with “Coalfield”.

How do things like this get commissioned for national broadcast?