Last year, Newsbiscuit ran a spoof “NEWSPAPERS RUN OUT OF ‘LORD LEVY IS JEWISH’ EUPHEMISMS” story [requires free registration] I was reminded of it when I read this from the latest statement by “the neo-Nazi North German Action Office”, as reported in the Wall Street Journal:
Inasmuch as it is a determined opponent of the western-plutocratic one-world policy, we regard Islam, globally considered, as an ally against the mammonistic dominance of the American east coast
“Zionists” is so last year. Anyone who’s anyone in the global banking conspiracy lives on the east coast of America now.
This is very confusing — how can I be a “rootless cosmopolitan” if I have to move to the American east coast and stay there?
As a Zionist currently living on the US east coast, what I want to know is: what does one _wear_ to a mammonistic dominance party? Leather would be my first guess, but ever since (true story) I was the only one to show up to a party a few years ago wearing a tuxedo, I don’t trust my sense for these things. 🙂