I LOVE THE BLACK MUSIC

Recently, I was listening to a Marvin Gaye track via last.fm—is it just me or has their sound quality improved lately?—and I noticed this at the top of its user comments:

I LOVE THE BLACK MUSIC
white person wearing chinos on cruise ship LOVES THE BLACK MUSIC

Which immediately made me think of Stuff White People Like, a blog that’s really about “Stuff That New York Times-Reading Crunchy Granola US Registered Democrats Like“, which is appropriate in the light of this blog post from my showbiz friend Clive Davis about the newly-created blog “Stuff Educated Black People Like” and his getting me into Ronnie Scott’s on Monday.

This was the first time in my life I’d visted Britain’s Most Famous Jazz Club. I’d previously been wary of shelling out to see a gig there because I’d been told it was an overpriced dump. I thought I’d heard this from my dad, but, during our obligatory England cricket captaincy conversation, he said he wasn’t the one who’d warned me off the place. Anyway, Clive explained to me that everything had changed at the venue over the past couple of years, thanks to new management, the smoking ban, and extensive refurbishment.

Having been there, I can say with confidence that Ronnie Scott’s is now anything but a dump. If you can get in to see a good band, then it’s the perfect venue. Imagine someone flying a bunch of virtuosi in from New York and having them play in your living room. I am by no means a jazz buff, but I can bluff jazz: I know a good fraction of the standards from having sung them; I know a good band when I hear one; and, bizarrely, I once even recommended a Brad Mehldau album to Norm that he hadn’t heard of. Both bands I saw with Clive were very good indeed. The sound quality was astounding. Every last note was audible—and there were a lot of notes. It’s such a relief for me to go to a gig of any kind and not have to protect myself from permanent hearing damage with the fancy earplugs I carry around with me everywhere these days.

Then Clive and I stood outside a Soho pub with our girly drinks playing the ethnic version of the Four Yorkshireman game: Clive talked about his older brothers’ various convictions for GBH and I talked about how, when I visited my parents a couple of week back, the four factories at the bottom of the lane where I grew up had almost all been replaced by residential housing.

Clive also admitted that he was going to give up on comments on his blog because of a particular strain of loon that seemed to be attracted to the Spectator site. There’s a lovely example there now, underneath an item about the Conservatives and their plans to reveal new policies to do with “the environment”:

CCTV
August 8th, 2008 8:20pm

The environment is very important, so control Immigration. No other policy has as much effect on green spaces, water supplies, house building, road congestion, or energy demand as Immigration.

Any environmental policy must control Immigration

I love the combination of bloggertarianism (using “CCTV” as a pseudonym), xenophobia, and green ink nuttiness (repeating and capitalizing “Immigration”). I wonder if “CCTV” LOVES THE BLACK MUSIC; probably only if the BLACK people fly here, play it, and then piss off back where they came from—before they “affect the green spaces”.

Hardcore

British luvvies are a rich source of entertainment to me—as long as I am careful to keep my theatre-going to a minimum; it’s the stuff they say in interviews that puts a smile on my face. So many of them talk cobblers. Fortunately, it doesn’t matter because (apart perhaps from the likes of Mackintosh and Lloyd-Webber) they have no power, artistic or otherwise, so you can just laugh.

In today’s Telegraph, for example, under the headline “Pornography: the most shocking play of the Edinburgh Festival?”, “rising star” playwright Simon Stephens explains the thinking behind that work: a play recounting a suicide bomber’s journey from Manchester to the London Underground with a rucksack full of explosives, in deliberate reflection of the journeys made by Britain’s 7/7 bombers from Leeds:

The fictional suicide bomber in the play describes his journey from Manchester,” says Stephens, “but what he never talks about are his religion, American colonialism, al-Qa’eda or politics. All he talks about is the country he is travelling through.”

At the time of the attacks, says Stephens, “people were incredulous that British boys could turn on their own country, and that’s what we remember. But it didn’t surprise me. In fact, it made absolute sense to me. They are not monsters.”

He fleshes out the thesis that developed in his mind, which led him to the title for the play. “I was haunted by what the bombers were going through on that final day. It struck me that at the heart of their action was an alienation from the people they were going to kill and from themselves. This seemed to be symptomatic of a consumerist culture, which objectifies everyone and everything.

And objectification also sits under the production and consumption of pornography. I think we’re living in pornographic times.

It’s obvious, innit? I don’t know about you, but every time I see images of naked people I get so alienated that all I can think of is filling a train carriage full of innocents with nail shrapnel.

Cliquey Back-Slapping

One of the nicest things about blogging is being able to congratulate other bloggers on (what you believe to be) good blogging, so it’s unfortunate in a way when you are seen as part of a gang because, if you congratulate another supposed gang member, then doing so looks like cliquey back-slapping. Worse, if the objects of your admiration are famous, then name-dropping gets added to the charges. Regulars know I am, however, unforgiving of bad thinking about big issues, even when it comes from people I would otherwise agree with—even when I agree with their conclusions. As far as politics is concerned, this is easy for me because I have been arguing with stupid Lefties for decades. Mr Good Intentions and Mrs Intellectual Rigour aren’t going to be inviting Hello! magazine round any time soon to photograph “the beautiful home where they have lived for many happily married years”.

Anyway, I’ve been meaning to link to Paulie at “Never Trust A Hippy” lately because he’s been throwing a lot of thoughts-in-progress out into his blog (as he admits is his style) to see what others have to say about them; but they haven’t been getting as much feedback as I reckon they deserve. Or maybe they are and he’s deleting it. Or maybe everyone else agrees with him. I don’t always, but I can’t think of a time when I feel I’ve wasted my time reading what he has to say. His being thoughtful is useful. Doing his day-job, Paulie talks to people who actually have some power and I’d rather they listened to him than rather-less-thoughtful people, like many professional lobbyists for example.

To give you some idea of how long I’ve been planning to point you his way, most of the following links are from May. I enjoyed reading his “case for a public service movment“, this one poking a stick into questions of data privacy, and this and this asking what value MPs attach to their current jobs.

More recently, other bloggers have been linking to Paulie because he wrote this, from which I excerpt the following [Paulie’s emphases]:

The ‘everyone agrees with me‘ fallacy is—I suspect—one of the biggest causes of disillusionment with government by the elected, and the perceived disconnection between politics and the general public. The recurring question is often ‘why can’t they do what we want them to do?‘ Sadly, the answer is that they often try to do exactly that—and they really shouldn’t be doing so in the first place.

While I’m at it, Tom Freeman makes a good point well here. Admittedly, Tories complaining about the social divide between neighbours in Westminster is something of an open goal for anyone with a memory that extends back further than fifteen minutes, but have you ever tried putting a penalty kick away?

Eternal Prurience Is The Price Of Liberty

Woman E, demonstrating again the superiority of film over digital portraiture

Woman E, demonstrating again the superiority of film over digital portraiture

From the BBC News Website:

World motorsport boss Max Mosley has won a legal action against a Sunday newspaper over claims an orgy he took part in had Nazi overtones.

The High Court ruled the News of the World did breach Mr Mosley’s privacy, awarding him £60,000 in damages.

I realise that the two cases aren’t legally equivalent—Mosley didn’t start an action for libel, even though the News Of The World lied about him—but there’s something grimly ironic about Mosley winning only three times as much for being wrongly accused of having Nazi tendencies than another businessman received in damages in the same week for being falsely portrayed as a gay Jew:

A businessman has won £22,000 libel damages from a school friend who made false accusations against him by creating a fake profile on Facebook, the social networking website.

The profile was on the site for 16 days until Mr Firsht’s brother spotted it and it was taken down by Facebook.

He was listed as “Looking for: whatever I can get” in terms of relationships. The creator of the bogus site also signed him up to to groups including “Gay in the Wood…Borehamwood” and “Gay Jews in London”.

Of course, in the wake of the Mosley judgement, the new libertarians are out in unselfconscious force. The editor of The News of the World himself, Colin Myler—editor of The Sunday Mirror when its reporting on Leeds footballers Lee Bowyer and Jonathan Woodgate resulted in the collapse of their trial for assaultdeclared: “our press is less free today after another judgment based on privacy laws emanating from Europe”. The Sun says: it’s “a dark day for British freedom”. The Daily Mail calls the law “palpably asinine” (at the same time as giving us a drive-by valuation of the judge David Eady’s house). Under the headline “Max Mosley verdict will stifle journalism”, Joshua Rozenburg in the Telegraph writes:

[T]he judgment is bound to have a chilling effect on investigative journalism. Newspapers will think twice before intruding on people’s privacy.

Oh woe! There was here a freedom.

“Little people who look strange to us”

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell—a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission—has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions—but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.
Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as ‘little people who look strange to us.’

This is obviously a cunning ploy on Mitchell’s part to distract the citizens of Earth from his fake moon landing.

Nokia 6300 Review

I had to replace my mobile phone recently, so I deliberately downgraded. After perfunctory Internet research, I got a Nokia 6300. If you are not one of the Young People and you use your phone for business then it is a most excellent tool. If you want to blog or surf the Net from your phone or deafen people on public transport with your MP3 collection, then look elsewhere.

If it were a person, the 6300 would be a man in a suit called Colin. He would wear Clarks shoes and have a small pot of sharpened 1B pencils on his desk and drive a diesel hatchback bought with a two-year warranty from Network Q. He would use it to commute to work in Milton Keynes with David Gray on the stereo. You wouldn’t ask him to help you to write an anniversary love poem for your wife, but you’d trust him to check your tax return.

The 6300 calmly sucked up most [smaller memory] of the data I had backed-up from my old Nokia to my PC via a standard mini USB connector (not supplied) without my having to download any new software or drivers. Then, when it had finished, it filed all my contacts in alphabetical order by surname, just like Colin would have.

The phone is small, but easy for even a six-foot male to use. Its operating system is stable. Its display is excellent. On the downside, the rocker control is a bit fiddly and the battery life could be better.

Nobody paid me to write this, but, following the popularity of my previous Nokia post, I thought some more random visitors might be interested. I’ll make the same recommendation now that I made then: use the CD that came with your phone as a coaster or part of a wind chime1 and download any software you need direct from the Nokia site, paying attention to the small print there and warnings from discussion forums everywhere else.

  1. No. Don’t. Wind chimes are vile. []

Master Of Science

A campaigner against Heathrow Airport’s third runway has attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown at a Downing Street reception.

Dan Glass, a member of Plane Stupid, was about to receive an award from the prime minister when he stuck out his superglued hand and touched his sleeve.

Plane Stupid says Mr Glass, from north London, then “glued his hand” to Mr Brown’s jacket as he shook his hand.

But Downing Street said there had been “no stickiness of any significance”.

I’m not going to link to Indymedia, but, according to them, Glass’s MSc thesis in “Human Ecology and Climate Change” at Strathclyde University is about “the impacts of airport expansion on community cohesion”, which is science in the same way my painting my face with woad and gurning at sheep would be science. Glass’s lacking any rigorous training might have had something to do with his failure to choose the right adhesive for the job or, indeed, bring enough of it along with him:

Speaking afterwards, Mr Glass said: “My left hand was covered in superglue and I stuck it to his sleeve.

“I just glued myself to him and after 20 seconds he tore my hand off – it really hurt. He had to give it a couple of tugs before it came away.

“He was just grinning about it. He didn’t seem to take me seriously.”

After the incident Mr Glass was allowed to stay in Downing Street for 40 minutes.

When he left the building he tried to glue himself to the gates of Downing Street but had his hand detached by a police officer.

“I didn’t have much glue left by that point,” he said.

Mr Glass was invited to Downing Street to receive an award from the Sheila McKechnie Foundation for his protesting work with Plane Stupid.

Glass might have been a security risk, but I think detaching his hand was a bit harsh.

Lewis Cannoned

Boris and Ray

From The Daily Telegraph:

Less than 24 hours after both men responded to sleaze allegations against Mr Lewis by insisting he had done nothing to compromise his role as a magistrate, it emerged that there was no record of the deputy mayor ever serving as a justice of the peace.

A spokesman for the Ministry of Justice said: “No, he is not and has never been a magistrate.”

Scotland Yard separately revealed that police had received a string of complaints against Mr Lewis over the last decade, in one case leading to his arrest on suspicion of deception. Each time the police concluded that no further action should be taken.

“Let Them Eat Smoke!”

Norm asks two questions:

People on the wrong end of social and economic inequalities don’t just experience health disadvantages from smoking, but disadvantages across the board – in every area of health, in life expectancy, in the pattern of life chances in general. Shall we impose compulsory legal norms about diet, about exercise, about whatever else, on the grounds of wanting to protect the worse-off from the effects of inequality?

Sometimes we should and we do—if the inequality is gross enough, if evidence of the effectiveness of a policy is solid enough, if the consequences of not implementing it severe enough, and if the compulsion we impose is modest enough. In fact, if a health problem is sufficiently serious, we already do far worse: we break normal medical confidentiality and isolate individuals. In the UK, the poor are disproportionately affected by infectious disease, just as they are disproportionately affected by smoking. The link between cigarette addiction and premature death is stronger than that between smallpox infection and premature death. In both cases, we use the law to protect those around the victims as well as the victims themselves.

Inequality itself closes down – or impinges otherwise negatively on – the freedoms and the choices of those with fewest resources. (It does it already.) For this we should deprive them of the freedom to have a smoke in a pub, somewhere?

Yes.

Many people who smoke die horrible deaths. Far fewer people who give up smoking do. The legislation against smoking in public places has resulted in a massive fall in the number of smokers in this country and changed the public perception of smoking in general—much as changes in legislation changed the perception of drink-driving; when I write this I am not drawing any moral equivalence between these practices, though they both used to boost pub takings and kill poor people.

I have no doubt that if such a smoking ban had been qualified or partial it would have had a limited effect on the consumption of cigarettes by the general public, rather like the limited effect that “partially” giving up smoking has on a smoker’s habits. When the Institute of Cancer Research and its clinical partner the Royal Marsden hospital only enforced a ban on smoking within their buildings, rather than their entire sites, you could see patients (and their relatives and friends) lined up outside for a desperate gasp at the tobacco that helped to put them there. They were occasionally accompanied by some of the medical equipment that was helping to keep them here. This is the horrifying nature of the disease. Even (especially?) when the Grim Reaper is sitting in a visitor’s chair on the palliative care ward asking for the TV remote control so he can put Bargain Hunt on, some of its other occupants won’t stop stuffing death sticks into their own rotting mouths. Some—God help them—even ask others to do so for them because they can no longer do it themselves.

Unlike, say, injecting heroin, smoking cigarettes in itself kills. (Passive smoking kills too.) Half of all smokers eventually die of cancer or a smoking-related disease. Smoking tortures and destroys its victims in a variety of ugly ways. If they are lucky, they only suffer bronchitis or heart attacks or lose limbs; if they are unlucky, they die as uncontrollably growing blossoms of their own flesh foul their bodies. Lung cancers caused by smoking are among the commonest and deadliest forms of cancer in humans.

Where they have been enforced, public smoking bans have improved the health of smokers and those who have to work around them. They save lives. Like vaccination programmes, these effects are seen amongst the rich and the poor. Weighed against the appalling toll of smoking on humanity as a whole, even weighed against the inevitable suffering of a few thousand of those who would otherwise have not given up had it not been for public prohibition in England and elsewhere, talk of “depriving” smokers of a “freedom” is morally obtuse.

When it comes to protecting the disadvantaged from the effects of inequality, superficially “illiberal” evidence-based public health programmes are the anti-Marxism. Marxism seemed a good way to reduce inequality in theory—to those with a dangerously incomplete understanding of history, science, logic, and human nature. The lack of evidence to support its utopian revelations didn’t shake the confidence of many Marxists in their anti-human, pseudoscientific cult. Sadly, they didn’t stop at being wrong in print, but urged their prescriptions upon their fellows and continued to do so as the corpses piled up. In practice, Communism resulted in the murder and enslavement of more human beings than any other ideology in the history of mankind. A relatively small sub-pile of Communism’s dead were the victims of “biologists” who elevated political theory over scientific fact, to the point when thousands starved. (As cultists often do, they also persecuted those of their professional peers who continued to pursue open enquiry into nature.)

In contrast, real scientists and doctors predicted that even thoroughly tested public health programmes would result in the forced extinction of species, the inflicting of pain on innocent children (sometimes against their parents’ wishes), restrictions upon individuals’ freedom of movement and association, and the deliberate administration of substances that would almost certainly poison and/or kill a proportion of recipients. It was up to governments to consider these consequences and choose whether or not to accept them in pursuit of predicted improvements in general well-being. Despite these awful side effects, such programmes have—even nett of those that have failed or done actual harm—saved many millions of lives and freed millions more from pain, disability, and disfigurement.

Evidence-based public health policy is about counting the corpses before devising ways to reduce their numbers, rather than devising a supposedly practical political philosophy and then later trying to divert the blame for, or simply hide, the slaughter that results when people attempt to use it to change the World “for the better”. No form of state intervention in the lives of individuals has done more to reduce inequality than evidence-based public medicine, but, exactly unlike Communism, most of the time that hasn’t even been its purpose. I know which I prefer, in theory and in practice, for rich and poor.

Norm accuses Libby Brooks of a “narrowness of focus” because when she writes in support of the ban she points out that smoking damages the health of the poor more than that of the rich. Narrowness of focus, the judicious application of reductionism, is one of the great strengths of science. If more political theorists adopted a similar philosophical humility in the face of complex problems then they might, one day, construct a theory worthy of the name. Such narrowness often works in practice. Even now, when we should have long ago learned the bloody lessons of the 20th century, we have to listen to commentators complaining about a lack of a “vision” or an ideology on the part of some politician of whom they disapprove, as though that were a bad thing. The bodies of those sacrificed to big ideas are stacked high enough already.

In the past, coercive public health measures far more illiberal than banning smoking in public places have spared the poor suffering and death, even absent relative improvement in their material circumstances. Indeed, before the development of antibiotic treatment, the best hope of impoverished victims of tuberculosis was the forced imposition “of norms about diet, about exercise, about whatever else, on the grounds of wanting to protect the worse-off from the effects of inequality”—the rich could already afford their own sanatoria and knew the value of their regimens.

If preventing thousands of miserable deaths today means that some people are merely “deprived” of the “freedom[!] to have a smoke in a pub, somewhere”, then that’s just tough. British citizens are still free to kill themselves and their families slowly in private. I can think of worse things in this world than being made to go outside for a public smoke. I’ve seen too many of those things. There’s more than one good reason why the first patients you meet at medical school are dead.

Top Tip

You certainly don’t want to go walking through a field of disoriented, agitated and wet honey bees.

— Richard Duplain, vice president of the New Brunswick [Canada] Beekeepers Association

Unfortunately for one journalist, not everyone got Mr Duplain’s advice in time, says this story.

[Thanks, Sue]

The Trials Of Being A Covers Band

Masters of the live hip-hop mash-up, The Roots, displayed their usual relaxed attitude when asked to comment on events at their first headlining show at Glastonbury this week. Early on in their performance, a member of the audience managed to get up on stage and gained control of a working microphone, through which he continued to shout tunelessly over the rest of the otherwise impressive performance.

“That sorta thing happens a lot at college gigs,” commented keyboard player Kamal Gray, “When he started out by trying to do some sucky singalong English indie band thing, we thought it was just a kid who couldn’t handle his liquor. Then he started shouting about a ‘bitch’ and we figured it was some drunken crazy who’d grab the mic to cuss at his ex-. I mean, this brother was so out of it he thought we were some kind of Beatles tribute act. But, pretty soon, we checked his face and we could see his was kinda older and we knew we’d seen him before. It was more like the usual uncle-at-a-wedding thing, y’know?”

Indeed they had seen their uninvited guest—later revealed to be a fellow American, one Shawn Carter—before, and, familiar with his somewhat basic obsessions, they applied their talents to the task of integrating his often bragging and abusive outpourings, to the extent that the most of the audience of thousands, many of them unfamiliar with black music, believed they were intended to be part of the show.

Congratulated at a subsequent press conference on their ability to improvise under difficult circumstances, Gray replied: “Yeah, it was a strange night in a lotta ways: great marquee, man, perhaps the best we’ve seen; but no cake-cutting, no first dance for the bride-and-groom, and no Come On Eileen. Hey, whatever happens, the show goes on, y’know? We’ll be at Southend Working Men’s Club next week. Check us out, y’all!”

Merrit

Do you remember Wei?

Wei is made up

Well, Wei…

Wei is thoughtful

…wed…

Bobby and Wei marry

Bobby and Wei sit on a park bench

wedding rings

…Bobby…

Bobby laughs

…in Edinburgh earlier this month, and I was hired to shoot the event.

It wasn’t my first tri-lingual wedding, but it was my first Cantonese/Mandarin/Scottish one. And it was the first one from which the happy couple excused me in the small hours because the tea ceremony was over-running.

the bridesmaids\' bouquets

Flower girl holds wedding favour

[Unusually for me, one of these images was touched up. I removed a scratch from the scan of the wedding favour negative with the amazing Scratch Remover Tool in Corel Paint Shop Pro.]

And here’s another cool thing you can do with old Minolta film cameras.

Outage

Because of an ongoing1 split between two networks: that of my ISP and the one belonging to my server hosts, I can only send messages out of and receive them into my main email account by extremely convoluted means today. Apologies to anyone trying to reach me.

  1. I wanted to use “current” rather than the wince-inducing “ongoing”, but that might have been interpreted electronically. []

Racism And Sexism To Be Protected By Law

This is simply wrong:

Harriet Harman has defended plans to make it legal for firms to discriminate in favour of female and ethnic minorities job candidates.

The equalities minister said firms should be able to choose a woman over a man of equal ability if they want to.

Satire Again Trumped By Reality

I had drafted a PooterGeek post of semi-exaggerated biographies of the actual candidates for the upcoming Haltemprice and Magnercarter by-election, but it all seems so feeble now that David Icke is in the running. Yes, Britain’s leading conspiracy theorist and retired messiah says he’s going to join the circus.

By the way, I think it reflects well on our democracy that the voters of Haltemprice and Ainshent-Freedums have a choice of displacing Davis, who, to his credit, has had more than one real job in the real world, with one of two pub landlords or a beauty queen (amongst others), rather than having to choose between various lifelong hacks.

[via Sadie]

Trouble At T’ Degree Mill

Another “shocking state of our universities today” story has appeared on the BBC news Website. A report from the Quality Assurance Agency says the degree classification system is broken. I smiled when I read this bit:

The reports from the QAA raise some worries about the effectiveness of the external examiner system, in which examiners from other universities are brought in to provide an external verification of standards.

and the comment from an external examiner below it:

I’ve seen some very poor examining before – a lot of examiners are old pals of the course team and their visits are simply catch-up exercises.

because, in the same academic year as I was visiting lecturer and examiner on a degree course at [insert name of top-three university here], I received a letter at [insert name of other top-three university here] inviting me to be an external examiner of exactly the same course at [insert name of first university here]. Asking one of the authors of a course to then review it and pass on his remarks to himself might be taking the old boy network thing a smidgen too far—or, perhaps, not far enough.

When I was a bioinformatician, the top hit on Google for the title of my discipline was my “Bioinformatics Frequently Asked Questions”. I first wrote the document when I was at the Institute of Cancer Research because people kept writing to me to ask what bioinformatics was. One of the points I made in my definition was that bioinformatics was, by necessity, an impure science. I went as far as to call it a kind of engineering science. Especially within the Golden Triangle of Oxford, Cambridge, and London, where I spent my years in biomedical research, this was generally looked down on. Academic grant giving bodies prefer to fund academic projects, not applied ones (and run screaming from funding research services). I thought, on the contrary, that the applied nature of bioinformatics it was one of its strengths. Research work in the pure sciences is already orders of magnitude more intellectually exacting and successful than work in the arts, humanities, and social “sciences” because it is mostly tested against experiment. Testing its output against practice as well (usually) makes it even more so

Once bioinformatics showed its usefulness however, it was soon assimilated by the Academic Collective and even the additional external discipline of having to make things work in a production environment didn’t keep out the bullshitters—as I discovered more than once when I found myself wading through, and sometimes rewriting, the code of computer programs written by academic researchers that didn’t do anything like what their authors claimed it did. (At a dinner with some currently practising biomedical scientists a couple of weeks back, they told me that many bullshitters have since migrated to the more recently fashionable field of “systems biology”. Don’t ask me to define that one.)

Later, but before I moved to the Genome Campus, the Bioinformatics FAQ was adopted by the independent, not-for-profit Bioinformatics Organization. As usual with my teaching materials (though not my actual teaching), I gave it away gratis, with the simple requirement that no one passed off the content as their own—and I tried my best to credit every single contibutor who sent me corrections and additions. I also let people mirror the document, provided they linked back to the original.

Even these generous conditions weren’t enough for some people. Some of the worst abusers of my generosity were tenured academics. A particularly bold example was a professor in the US who not only cut-and-pasted large chunks of the FAQ into the slides of his introductory bioinformatics lecture without citing his source, but even passed off my lame jokes as his own. Elsewhere on his academic homepage, he had the nerve to warn his students against plagiarism.

I thought about this as I read the BBC Website’s report last week on the General Medical Council finding Raj Persaud guilty of borrowing of others’ work for his own publications without attribution. Given some of the things I’ve seen going on academic biomedical research departments, this quote also brought a smile to my face:

Jeremy Donne QC, GMC counsel, accused Dr Persaud of enhancing his own reputation at the expense of the hard work and scholarship of other people.

Blimey. Next thing you know they’ll be hauling medics up before the GMC for sticking needles in people.

In related news, it seems:

Degrees are being awarded to overseas students who speak almost no English, claims a whistleblowing academic.

The academic, at a world-famous UK university, says postgraduate degrees are awarded to students lacking in the most basic language skills.

It’s a disgrace!

[UPDATE: Having read this back and winced at the possibility that it might be interpreted otherwise, I should point out that I referred to my employment in the Golden Triangle to show that the rot (such as it is) goes to the top, not to big myself up. It will continue to be a running theme of PooterGeek that I am both a failed medic and a failed scientist.]

Bag Lady Collects Spare Change

It’s not just in the real world that inflation is a problem for those responsible for monetary policy. Right now, the virtual world of World of Warcraft needs to deal with an acute growth in money supply. Its administrators have decided to do so by conjuring many imaginary objects of enormous utility from nothing, giving the aforementioned goods to even-more-imaginary-than-usual game characters who never buy stuff, and letting those characters sell the desirables to real unreal people (the players) at vast prices—thereby turning the characters into black holes for liquidity. That one of these imaginary characters has an all-but-actionable resemblance to the über-celebutante herself adds an extra level of blogability:

[Haris] Pilton will offer players a line of high-end bags and jewellery designed to free them of their excess cash. The “Gigantique” bag for instance, is larger than any other general-purpose bag in the game currently, but will lighten your wallet by 1,200 gold.

Where I’m At

Damian\'s place on the Political Compass

Everyone else did this ages ago. I have a long and boring chore to finish right now, so naturally I am procrastinating with things like the Political Compass test. I didn’t like a lot of the site’s questions and its idea of where the Centre is, but its assessment of my politics relative to those of the UK Labour, Conservative, and Lib Dem parties as laid out in the second (right-hand side) plot seems accurate to me. In the first plot, I’m the red dot: a long way Left and libertarian of the big three, which is fine by me; and not as far away from the Greens, which is not fine by me at all.

The Anti-Johansson Sings

She doesn’t get the fancy sound, lighting, backing band, and monitoring mixer; but then Sara Bareilles is a musician not a filmstar. Even if this amateurish video was planted on YouTube as some kind of cunning lo-fi viral marketing trick, there’s no denying the woman’s talent. Her performance starts well and gets better and better until the even chattering fools in the audience waiting for the main attraction have to pay attention. Check this out.

The Truth About 42 Days

42 days is 42 times 24 = 1008 hours. That is, it’s just enough days to exceed the three digit maximum that can be shown in the hour segment of the giant red LED displays that all timer-controlled terrorist bombs use to count down to detonation.

The Book ‘Em Prize

In an effort to push through an extension to the number of days the police can detain you without charge (if you are suspected of being a terrorist), the government—sorry: “Gordon Brown”, because all current and future legislation is the work of a single overbusy Scotsman—is suggesting that it will compensate innocent suspects held under the new legislaton:

Unveiling what appeared to be one final compromise, Tony McNulty, the Home Office Minister, disclosed that ministers were considering a compensation proposal. It was believed that suspects would be given up to £3,000 for every day they were held but subsequently released without charge. The Home Office later refused to confirm specific figures, however.

Putting a potential £126 000 of prize money at stake—time for me to work on that beard—is a cunning plan to ensure that when critics make reference to “Big Brother” legislation, the general public will think of the game show rather than the character in 1984.

Freshening The Blogroll

I have to accept that the fine blogs “Let’s Be Sensible” and “The British Bullshit Foundation” are never coming back. In their respective market niches, PooterGeek now links to “Right Next Time” and “Sadie’s Tavern“. Don’t let me down, people.

I’ve also made the following long-overdue additions: Paul Anderson’s blog Gauche, David Thompson’s, er, David Thompson, and Tom Freeman’s Freemania. Also, if you’re interested in Hot Wheels Helena’s vegetables you can have a look at her and her flatmate’s new blog: “The Floodlit Allotment“.

Slapped

The top of the BBC News page about a possible new cure for baldness carries an image of an anonymous baldie:

anonymous baldie at top of BBC News baldness cure report

The bottom of the same page has images of Nick Robinson and Terry Wogan:

Nick Robinson and Terry Wogan at foot of baldness cure report

Yesterday, as I was running to the gym past a bunch of army cadets waiting outside a local youth centre, one of the boys pointed at me and shouted to one of the girls: “Here comes your boyfriend!”
The girl replied: “Harsh! I can’t help it if I go for baldies.”
One of her girlfriends added (in her defence?): “Yeah, but he’s not exactly Ashley Cole, is he?”

No, I’m not. I’m five inches taller for a start.

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