PooterGeek

Yawn

Leasey’s been complaining [no, don’t roll your eyes, there’s more to this story] that PooterGeek has been getting too political lately and it’s boring her. “Boring”? You kids have no idea.

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De-Spammed

You, dear Reader, probably won’t have noticed, but I have been irritated over the past few months by ‘Blog spam. The same people who write to you offering to enlarge your breasts/penis now post fake links to ‘Blogs. They have targeted PooterGeek in the hope of borrowing my legendary Google karma for their own tawdry […]

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New PooterGeeker

I feel a little bit like the landlord of a tiny village pub staring at a city newcomer by doing this, but we have a new contributor here at PooterGeek, that is we have one who hasn’t been drawn to join the growing community over at the Naked Harry Potter page. Dakujem thinks he knows […]

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Focus Group Results

As a result of extensive user consultation the PooterGeek Steering Committee has settled on this new executive blue look. Apparently the purple was pretty hard on the eyes. (It also had the effect of making visitors think their monitor was on the blink.) Don’t you just hate the way the word “executive” is used as […]

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Back On The Blog

PooterGeek is more-or-less back in action now. I’m fairly happy with the layout, but I think I might play around with the colour scheme over the next few days. Your comments on the new design are welcome. The cartoon pie-chart at the top of this Guardian article sums the whole ‘Blogging scene accurately.

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Boring Technical Details

Leasey only spotted one mistake this morning! But she didn’t spot my misspelling “Moroccan”. Despite the date, the last PooterGeek entry was mainly written on the evening of the 8th of December. For those who care about such things, the software that runs this ‘Blog, Movable Type, attaches a time-stamp the first time I save […]

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PooterGeek On Ice

Yesterday I transferred from MPhil to PhD status at the Institute of Cancer Research, where I have been registered as a part-time PhD student since Michael Jackson was black. (I would love to be able to tell the story of my viva, but can’t.) One mad year of frenzied experimenting and writing from today I […]

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What Kind of Monster?…

I’m trying hard not to feel threatened as I absorb the news that PooterGeek’s readers’ comments have become more interesting than my postings. Before you guys start getting cocky, just remember who pays for the bandwidth around here.

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Version 1.01

Not surprisingly, my flurry of postings in the small hours contained lots of typos. I think they’re all fixed now. Thanks to Casual Savant for spotting a couple—but not all of them, smartypants.

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High Traffic

I don’t think I’ve ever woken up to so many PooterGeek comments. If you haven’t visited it lately you might be shocked by the stack of messages from lusty schoolgirls, demanding to see their hero in the buff at the “Naked H**** P*****” entry. Every Blogger in Christendom has linked to this, but you might […]

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By Popular Demand

Thank you, PooterGeek readers, for your response to yesterday’s ‘Blog entry. I’m genuinely touched. I think we can call it three votes for this page to continue its tradition of cranky, queenie, venting. Four, if I count the off-board response which simply quoted Judith’s post, punctuated with the repeated incantation “exactly“. Ironically I have a […]

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Who The Hell Is PooterGeek?

Yesterday evening I had an interesting debate with Wiqqi. He made some valid criticisms of PooterGeek. He feels that this ‘Blog is “incredibly camp”. Guilty as charged, m’lud. He says that, instead of gentle dissection of my opponents’ views, I tend to go for “intellectual bludgeoning”. It’s a fair cop, guv’nor. He also thinks I […]

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Fixed

Another Website on this server was attacked this week. I have not been able to post over the past couple of days because the attack triggered a security block. This affected my access both from work and home. I had the spooky experience of knowing that people were visiting my site and even received email […]

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Gaze With Awe Upon My Works

Remember this experiment in search-engine-ology? PooterGeek is already 6th highest Google hit on the entire planet for the phrase “naked Harry Potter” and for the phrase “Charlotte Church nude“. The first hit recorded hit in the logs from someone searching for “Charlotte Church nude” was last weekend—could have been a PooterGeek reader, though.

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Happy Nerd-day

This 'Blog is a year old today. Yes, I know I was late to that particular party, but don't sneer: I was on the Web when it was competing with Gopher; my dotcom had dotgone before most people had heard of one; and my Slashdot user number has only four digits. So I suppose it's […]

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Whoops

Due to a technical error (technically I'm a plonker) I posted an earlier version of yesterday's entry, which missed out crucial words. I'll fix the entry for 19Mar03 this weekend too.

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Insincere Apology

Sorry if there are mistakes in today's multiple entries. I have lots to cover and I am knackered after travelling to London and back to attend the opening of Imperial College's Bioinformatics Centre. I have even more to write, but really need to sleep. I'm also fucking angry and really need to calm down. (See […]

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